Devouring The Latest Christmas Films: Highlights, Lowlights, and Unexpected Delights.
‘Tis the season to slob out on the couch and devour a box of mince pies in front of a good movie, a awful feature, or one that’s terrible yet terrific.
This year, a crop of new holiday movies strives to join part of our festive viewing—potentially even joining the ranks alongside beloved favorites like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (we won’t debate it).
Therefore, in a noble effort to distinguish the gems from the coal, and to get into the Christmas spirit, I watched as many recent holiday releases as possible in a single day.
7.17am - A Very Jonas Christmas Movie
Kicking off, hopefully, on a high. This release is the sole 2025 entry on a popular review site's list of the top 100 holiday films of all time.
The Jonas Brothers end up stuck in the UK after finishing their world tour and must make it back for Christmas. Their efforts are hampered by an malevolent Father Christmas, who bursts into melody to announce they won’t get home until they “rekindle their brotherly magic.”
The banter between the bickering brothers is entertaining even for the uninitiated, while devotees will certainly notice lots of in-jokes as they endeavor to get back using every mode of travel possible.
It’s a journey of epic proportions.
It’s not legendary, but is excellent for devotees and a positive start to the day.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their family members who must sit through it.
8.45am - Tinsel Town
Famous performer Kiefer Sutherland has been cast as a movie actor tricked into a pantomime.
“A panto-what??” asks Sutherland’s “difficult” and aging star Brad Mack, who has fallen on hard times and whose agent has misled him into thinking he’s starring in high-class London stage.
His pantomime fellow actors let him know he’s playing Buttons. “No I'm not,” he protests. It's easy to predict their reply. That is, unless you’re not acquainted with traditional panto catchphrases.
There are some great jokes, some heartwarming side stories, and the ensemble is cracking, too.
It’s the type of film that would be a bit naff at another season, but is a great entertainment at Christmas.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
10.19am - Christmas Karma
An actor shows up at the beginning of this film, too, delivering a signature line for the second consecutive movie. Is this a fresh holiday staple?
This time, he’s a crooning chauffeur who encounters Mr Sood, the modern take on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by a star of Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by Bend It Like Beckham’s Gurinder Chadha. The classic narrative develops as the tight-fisted Mr Sood is confronted by the ghosts of Christmas yesterday, today, and tomorrow, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This South Asian reinterpretation is at least unique from all the others, but sadly he’s not very compelling and Nayyar’s portrayal is wooden—a problem when he’s so the main character.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
Lunchtime: Stuffed
There's just enough time for a major broadcaster's holiday special—which stars Guz Khan as a endearingly grumpy man who “doesn’t really do Christmas.”
But after he gets an large festive windfall at work, his wife (played by Morgana Robinson) convinces him splurging the cash on a family trip to Lapland.
There’s just one problem—he learns there was an mix-up with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to figure out how to return the remainder.
Pleasant yet unmemorable.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
A Classy Netflix Romance
This is one of those holiday movies where the decorations and snow are in the background—Christmas is the environment of the film rather than its raison d’etre—but it feels cosy and festive all the same.
Ambitious executive Sydney (starring Minka Kelly) is dispatched to a vineyard to do a deal for a champagne business. On the way, she encounters a guy in a literary haven who offers to show her the holidays in the City of Light.
A critic recently claimed this is the best new Christmas film of the last several seasons. That’s a bit of a stretch, but it is a holiday love story with a touch of class and gives the required heartwarming sensation.
The scene with a lengthy discussion about Die Hard is very good too.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄
3.29pm - Finding Father Christmas
Sixteen-year-old Chris, played by Lenny Rush, holds onto his belief in Father Christmas, in spite of the persuasion of his dad (played by James Buckley) to tell him the reality.
The answer is to be discovered, and Chris ventures forth to find it with the guidance of a group of well-known experts and celebrities.
It’s low-key but sweet, and good viewing while expecting Santa to visit.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄
Late Afternoon: Oh. What. Fun.
Michelle Pfeiffer is the mother of a quarrelling American family who reunite for the holidays—including fellow acclaimed actress Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer starts by mentioning classic festive films like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before declaring: “They need to make a movie about the real champions of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s the premise, but in execution it’s really a mash-up of those aforementioned movies, at least until Pfeiffer’s character eventually finds her strength.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄
Formulaic Fun
The day’s taken a dip, but fortunately here’s a new offering in the packed genre of predictable, sentimental, cheesy—and strangely compelling—festive fodder.
It’s a tale as familiar as can be: An American woman journeys to a distant snowy land and ends up stumbling across romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher